bloggingetiquette:

This is Carly

Carly is very religious and believes sexual relationships were divinely created for one man and one woman in the confines of marriage.

Carly has just seen the Oreo Gay Pride photo:

However, instead of overreacting and raging/re-blogging about boycotting Oreo and Nabisco, Carly thinks rationally and concludes that she can still believe she is right while accepting that everyone is entitled to their own belief, lifestyle, and sexuality.

So rather than being ignorant of others, Carly keeps scrolling and shows love to others, regardless of their stance on an issue.

Carly also refrains talking about her religious and political values, only doing so respectfully and when an appropriate opportunity arises.

Carly realizes this is tumblr and people love gays more than gays love gays.

Carly also still eats and likes Oreo for the same reason she did a month ago. It’s a cookie. Just a cookie.

Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.

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justexcuseher:

If they become aware of your presence, they will make eye contact with you while they climax. A beargasm lasts up to 23 minutes and you will be frozen in fear as they stare you down without blinking for nearly a half-hour, depositing four gallons of semen into their partner. And into your soul. 

 lmaooooooo.

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lydiaquinnscool:

& you’re just like

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