August 2012
Anonymous asked: I sincerely believe that you are "unf" material
extracapsularpony asked: i don't know how to be creepy
Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.
I wish I was "unf" material.
do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
July 2012
nakedandreckless:
If you have good taste in music you are 100% allowed to kiss me on the face
I'm so boring and uninteresting, not even people...
nicksanywherebuthere:
i feel your pain
I hate being sickk fml
*brb dying*
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
Anonymous asked: 1-53
Sex Questions. Leave a number!
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
17. Snowballed?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been eaten or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex?
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
Me being fat has nothing to do with you
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
I'm always the one who cares too much and then all...
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're...
1 tag
Back home in North Carolina finally.
1 tag
Does no one in West Virginia believe in a/c
because this fatty is about to die from heat stroke.
2 tags
“Why must is feel so wrong when I try and do right?”
– Kid Cudi (Solo Dolo)
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via thetruthwecanthandle) 