Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
I bet no guy has the balls to write a girl a...
If you think fat people have no self-control consider the fact that they haven’t...– novaya zemlya (via hobbitdragon)
louiswiener: I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
barfing: ♥: Favourite Band ✌: Favourite Album ★: Favourite Song ♫: Favourite Drummer. ☠: Favourite Singer. ☺: Favourite Bassist. ☻: Favourite Guitarist. ✪: Best band you’ve seen live. ✖: A band you hate. ▼: Worst band you’ve seen live. 卐: A song you hate. ✇: A band you don’t like that a lot of people do. ☒ A band you like that people wouldn’t expect you to. ✦: A guilty pleasure...
Woke up to my sister crying, then fell back asleep while she was explaining why she was crying.
Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your...
poguesnotdead: xnightwalkerx: Until I go to bed, I guess. Just do it
REBLOG IF YOU LIKE BUTTS
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
fuckyouroyearle: - Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet. The only thing wrong with sex? When it’s not consensual. Because that’s not sex. That’s rape. Reblogging again because...
If you play with my hair until I fall asleep I will probably fall in love with you.
voteschneider: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
consequentialism: if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
ilovesquidward: i love summer for approximately one week then i realize i have no friends
shortest horror story ever
computer: unable to connect to the internet
welp looks like I am going to warped tour alone :/...
unless someone wants to change that